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( Original Fiction ) ( Fanfiction )

 Rules of sort: 
1. read the first line of the post, it'll tell you who to credit
2. please credit, it would be very nice of you
3. (optional) comment to the prompt with your entry

Note: The title of the post doesn't have to be the title of your story (derp)

( Silent Prompts )

 I really want a number of new manga and BL novels.... but... I'm totally broke and can't buy them. 

I hate being broke. hate hate hate hate hate hate being broke. But at least I don't spend forever on Amazon looking at things I want... oh wait.



EDIT: ALSO, IF YOU ARE WAITING ON YOUR STORIES, I PROMISE I WILL DO THEM. SRSLY. AND DON'T WORRY ABOUT NEVER FINDING OUT. I'LL POST A REPLY TO ONE OF YOUR COMMENTS WITH A LINK AND PUT A LINK IN THE ORIGINAL ENTRY. 

 You silly, you thought I was going to tell you something naughty didn't you. WRONG. I'm speaking quite literally. It's nearly 3 in the morning and I can't go to sleep yet because I have to finish this annotated bibliography and I have work at 6. Did I mention that it's nearly 3?


fuuuuuuuck.

but yeah, getting blood pumping by boxing a bit was a good idea.

Disclaimer: The text comes from Apocalypse Now (c) 1979
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( Do you smell that? )

 I'm trying something new. There's this form of poetry where you take pre-existing texts (news articles, tv show quotes, etc) and turn them into an original poem. First of all, what's that form called? Second of all, this is my second attempt. And I need feedback, because if it's good, I'm going to start doing that on my other blog--which is linked to my fb, unlike all of my fanfiction and gay fiction. SO CRITIQUE HARSHLY.

This first one is comprised of quotes from Daria. eep here goes.


We tell you

DISCLAIMER: I take no credit for the text. It comes from the movie Clueless (c) 1995  This is an add-on to the recent post I made about extending aid to Haitians:

So like, right now for example.
The Haiti-ans need to come to America.

But some people are all,
"What about the strain on our resources?"

Well it's like when I had this garden party for
my father's birthday, right? I put
R.S.V.P. 'cause it was a sit-down dinner.
But some people came that
like did not R.S.V.P.

I was like totally buggin'.

I had to haul ass
to the kitchen,
redistribute the food,
and squish in
extra place settings.

But
by the end of the day it was,
like, the more the merrier.

And so
if the government could just get to the kitchen,
rearrange some things,
we could certainly party with the Haiti-ans.

And
in conclusion
may I please remind you
it does not say R.S.V.P. on
the Statue of Liberty.

Thank you very much.

emmadaiou28, please don't kill me if that translation is wrong. I got it from Google. Anyway, it says:

"No Feeding the Attention Whore!"

It really irritates me when I see girls start whining "cutely" whenever in the presence of their boyfriends. It also really annoys me when I see Daddy's Little Girl speaking in some strange form of babytalk. We're adults now, so please stop acting like little children... ESPECIALLY when you are in public. I understand if you're really cutesy by nature, but I can always tell when these girls are the ones that party every weekend and only act so innocent in front of their daddies. *puke*

Seriously.... fuck attention whores.

Title: The Lion Tamer
Author: chilombilite
Beta: pedotastic Thanks for dorking with me love. Especially at ungodly hours of the night.
Rating: T
Warning(s): F/F, sexy teasing
Summary: Nadine and Susana have been together long enough. It's time “Naddie” stopped beating around the bush and effing explained herself. Stop being such a closet case, Nadine.
Note(s): lizziebeam's request on my fiction meme, sorry I effed it up and made them too old. :(

( The Lion Tamer )

ganked from guardian_erin .

The first TEN people to comment in this post get to request that I write a ficlet of any pairing/character of their choosing. In return, they have to post this in their journal, regardless of their ability level.

1. greenelysium - Daria > Jane/Daria: ep. retake
2. irish_ileana - Glee > Artie/Tina
3. flora_the_bear - Metalocalypse > Toki/Skwisgaar
4. hidden_ferret - Metalocalypse > young! Nathan/Murderface
5. lizziebeam - The Lion Tamer - T
6. misdreya - Metalocalypse > Pickles/Nathan + jello
7. calliopepurple - Yellow > Taki/Goh
8. hips_lips_tits - Metalocalypse > Pickles/Skwisgaar
9. mits_12 - Harry Potter > Dumbledore/Ron
10. bitchypixii - Princess Princess > Mikoto/Yuujirou

EXTRAS:
1. emmadaiou28 - Metalocalypse > drunk!Skwisgaar/Whoever + rim job


BECAUSE I LOVE EVERYONE (seriously)~! :
I am going to accept MOAR requests.
Here's the catch! (or "catches" rather)
-- Give me some specifics (a premise perhaps? See lizziebeam calliopepurple misdreya requests)
-- Pretend you are knocking one of the above ten from their slot... How do you kill them? Bonus points if you talk about mits_12 :D
-- Am I the Egg Man or am I the Walrus?


Pairings/fandoms:
Princess Princess: any
Yellow: any
Metalocalypse: any
Harry Potter: any
Daria: any
Glee: any

Originals: I'll write het, slash, or femmeslash.

I CAN'T GUARANTEE ANYTHING GOOD BECAUSE I SUCK.

PS. THEY PROBABLY WON'T BE RELEASED IN ORDER BUT I PROMISE I'M WORKING ON ALL OF THEM. SRSLY. RIGHT NOW. AS I'M TYPING THIS.

Please link here (derp) chilombilite Thank you!

 I've got to be direct:

DVD COLLECTION COMES OUT IN SPRING 2010 - MOST LIKELY. oh helllllllllll yess

Hopefully the fandom will revive when that happens. 

So some of the music is going to be different, but according to DVDaria, the team at MTV is working really hard to find covers or music that sounds really similar to the original. I'm so pleased.

 Does anyone else think it would be really awesome to see Dethklok as the Sailor Scouts?

Wow. I'm a dork. 
I like funny outfits. It's part of being an aspiring fashionista. 

EDIT: O HEJ! NOT popscockles did an arts of Toki and Skwisgaar as Tuxedo Mask and Sailor Moon. AWESOME. It's on DevArt like toki_wartooth said. wowee. 

2nd Edit: hurr hurr. ooops

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